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    1. maralizelegaljuana:

      im only gay because i forgot to say no homo

      (via justlearningasigo)

      3 hours ago  /  73,962 notes  /  Source: maralizelegaljuana

    2. sexyxasxfuck:

Marry Me.

      sexyxasxfuck:

      Marry Me.

      3 hours ago  /  393 notes  /  Source: sexyxasxfuck

    3. itsvondell:

      laurakvstheworld:

      yepperoni:

      i think about the 3d printed spider robot dancing to salsa a lot and im not sure if it’s because of the music or if it’s because of the hypnotizing dance moves
      most likely both 

      this is the best thing ive ever seen in my whole life

      oh my god…. i was feeling down and this absolutely 100% lifted me out of it. oh my god!!!! i love him!!!!!

      (via didgeridouche)

      3 hours ago  /  57,972 notes  /  Source: yepperoni

    4. proctalgia:

      i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

      (via fuckyeahloldemort)

      3 hours ago  /  46,709 notes  /  Source: proctalgia

    5. bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

      bambifett:

      This picture fucked me up

      (via seantracy)

      3 hours ago  /  89,860 notes  /  Source: fungi

    6. snuffaluffagay:

      themonkeypuzzletree:

      snuffaluffagay:

      If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.

      what would the other 10% be

      me eating all your food

      (via boobiequake)

      3 hours ago  /  350,985 notes  /  Source: snuffaluffagay

    7. southernfratguy:

SouthernFratGuy

      southernfratguy:

      SouthernFratGuy

      3 hours ago  /  1,503 notes  /  Source: ex-frat-man

    8. photo

      photo

      3 hours ago  /  19 notes  /  Source: mrdappersden

    9. drwannabe:

Mirin.  Id?

      drwannabe:

      Mirin. Id?

      (via southerngamerguy)

      3 hours ago  /  89 notes  /  Source: hotmuscularmen

    10. madeupmonkeyshit:

How I feel when I’m bouta fight with my niggas

      madeupmonkeyshit:

      How I feel when I’m bouta fight with my niggas

      (via southerngamerguy)

      3 hours ago  /  5,856 notes  /  Source: madeupmonkeyshit

    11. thegrayfox:

alright

      thegrayfox:

      alright

      (via fvckinchloe)

      1 day ago  /  63,387 notes  /  Source: thegrayfox

    12. ortworks:

zantheravingsoulwolf:

EYY
NEW STARFOX SHIRT

where’s my starfox shirt, zan
WHERE’S MY SHIRT

      ortworks:

      zantheravingsoulwolf:

      EYY

      NEW STARFOX SHIRT

      where’s my starfox shirt, zan

      WHERE’S MY SHIRT

      1 day ago  /  92 notes  /  Source: zantheravingsoulwolf

    13. Black women in Philadelphia, be careful!

      molassesinmyveins:

      frantzfandom:

      friendlyneighborhoodblackgirl:

      It turns out there’s a man out there stealing Black women’s purses and then killing the Black women (whether they give up their purse or not).

      Spread the word. Be Safe.

      Gonna keep reblogging this, who’s ever is doing this is ruthless. He’s already killed four people. Be safe out there.

      JFC. 

      (via fvckinchloe)

      1 day ago  /  13,971 notes  /  Source: friendlyneighborhoodblackgirl

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    15. leothelion2011:

      chilifries:

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      tylerthecreotter:

      IM FUCKIN PISSING

      I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT 

      im crying omg 

      I was not expecting this.. hahaha

      OMG HIS CHEST IS PERFECT!!!

      (via allthebooks4ever)

      1 day ago  /  242,303 notes