this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.
is that true?
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon
“let me hide the body”
If that isn’t motherly love what is
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
How do you convince people who can feel genuine emotion that feeling nothing at all is not something they should wish upon themselves? Only few people have done this to me, when I had told them I feel nothing. And it really sucks because I can’t laugh, or cry, or… enjoy anything, really. And I just can’t manage to explain, to them, why they wouldn’t want this over all those times they’ve either been angry or sad.
miguel iglesias by erik carter
Just a little human to tarantula fist bumping, to prove the existence of interspecies bromance.
A wooden door stuffed with cocaine
Frogs in a film canister
Cocaine disguised as candy
Cats filled with opium
Snake in a clay pot
A gecko in a false book
A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey
A METRIC TON OF WEED
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
HALL OF COST